I finally painted my old metal Gorkamorka Nob for my Deathskulls army, the Spider Skull Clan, and I'm really proud of him! Working on my pile of shame since 1997 (or earlier...) #orks40k #deathskulls #gorkamorka #oldhammer #oldhammer40k 

This lad is called,  "Art," because he's so easy to frame for someone else's crime.

Messy is not a player nor supporter of international football. He's just bad about pickuping after his pet squigs and lawn care but strangely obsessive about his facepaint. #Warhammer40k #waaagh #orks40k #deathskulls #armageddon40k 

I painted over this lad's previous paint job - I don't think I lost too much detail. 

This lad found a rare white paint squig and promptly smeared his face in squig poo. (Paint squig poo is canon.) #Warhammer40k #waaagh #orks40k #deathskulls #armageddon40k 

Hugo huffs and puffs and blows out the candles at children's birthday parties for giggles. I spend about the same amount of time on each of my ork boys, but I really like how this guy turned out.  #armageddon40k #waaagh #orks40k #deathskulls #waaagh 

This lad is too proud to admit that he found a choppa that's just a little heavy for him to lift. #orks40k #deathskulls #armageddon40k #waaagh #Warhammer40k 

This is See-Saw Cecil, he sees the loot you're carrying but never saw who took it. #Warhammer40k #orks40k #deathskulls #armageddon40k #waaagh 

Starin' Spence always makes intense eye contact whilst eating. I've been on a bit of a hot streak with my Orks the past few games... And I  mean red hot. I'm running Green Tide with More Dakka as my detachments and Take and Hold as my disposition. In my past 3 games, I've won by the end of turn 2. Yesterday I took on my buddy Kyle's Tau and nearly had him off the table by turn 1.5 before we called it.  Green Tide gives me too many bodies that have a 5+ invuln and a 5+ FNP. Then Gaz has his way with what remains of your army after I cowabunga almost everything else forward. I mean, this is the way I've always wanted to play, but between the core ork boys, in an amazing detachment and brutal disposition, I'd have to face a similar army with flamers to counter me. Glory to da' ork supremacy!  #Warhammer40k #waaagh #orks40k #armageddon40k #new40k 

I finished this Ork Trukk kitbash just in time for the new trukk announcement. I wonder if my model will match the same dimensions? #Warhammer40k #orks40k #kitbash #armageddon40k #waaagh 

Pauly Pinch Packet filches ketchup packets from resaurants and calls it loot. #Warhammer40k #orks40k #deathskulls #new40k #armageddon40k 

Benito the Boots is a big fan of the White Scar beakies ability to shoot-n-scoot. #Warhammer40k #orks40k #deathskulls #new40k #armageddon40k 

What's better than dakka? MOrE DakKA! #Warhammer40k #orks40k #deathskulls #armageddon40k #new40k

"When you meet yer maker, tell'em I sent ya." Big Bobby Boulders - Warboss of the Spider Skull Clan. I just finished this old warboss model for my Deathskulls warband that I'm now calling the Spider Skull Clan. Spiders 'cause they have lots of sticky fingers. Skulls 'cause skulls mean you smart. Clan, 'cause the Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to f' with. #Warhammer40k #new40k #orks40k #deathskulls #armageddon40k 

This nitty gritty git's favorite crime to commit is to hit, grab, then split. #Warhammer40k #orks40k #deathskulls #new40k #armageddon40k 

This lad loves the sound of keys scraping across a Speed Freak's new car... TingTang Terry throws insults at inanimate objects that he thinks have wronged him.

Winks ate a mushroom he stole from a weirdboy and hasn't slept in two years.  #orks40k #waaagh #Warhammer40k #new40k #armageddon40k 

Stinky Stew scratches his toes then smells his fingers. 

The other boys in the mob make fun of Baxter's "Cadian Tuxedo." #orks40k #new40k #waaagh #deathskulls #armageddon40k 

 My Ork surgical team, Drs. Trapper, 'Awkeye, and 'Oneycut. The Painkillers.  The only thing worse than their medical technique is the bill.  #orks40k #deathskulls #armageddon40k #new40k #Warhammer40k